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"Israel is humain. Israel is compassionate." - PM Netanyahu at the AIPAC Policy Conference 2014


"We must oppose Iran and stand up for what is right." - What’s right? Audaciously annexing surrounding Palestine which never belonged to you, and any force given against genocide of Muslims will be met with unfathomable brutality through unsuspecting ‘sanctions’ - your euphemism to slowly distance and isolate surrounding territories until they are at your mercy — though mercy is a misplaced characteristic in Israel. For example, in 2008, up to 27th Dec., the home-made rockets that Hamas fired into Israel killed no-one. In return the Israelis killed 400 children and 900 adults in Gaza. After the Israeli attacks, Hamas rockets killed 3 Israeli civilians. The Israelis shelled clearly designated UN schools sheltering civilians and used white phosphorus against civilians, both of these actions are war crimes. USA supplied, free, the aircraft, helicopter gunships, missiles, bombs and bullets for these attacks and block any international condemnation of Israel in UN.
"Leaving Iran as a threshold nuclear power would deliver a deathblow to non-proliferation" - Talking of the Non-Proliferation Treaty, Israel is one of four countries who never signed - therefore showing no intention on ever disarming its nuclear stockpile and thus creating a more pugnacious approach to foreign diplomacy.
"Iran is an outlawed state" - Says ‘the state of Israel’ that was set up in the name of a fictitious character alongside a false sense of entitlement.

I openly despise and refuse to accept the state of Israel.

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ENLIGHTENMENT

Finding out your aunt always thought your dad was waste of space is always a strong contributor towards her cuntish aura

Haiku #16

Back from Germany
I reckon it’ll be home
I’ll take everyone


Joseph Lorusso (1966)
join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

(via advanced-psychopath)

rollsoffthetongue:

ROUND AND ROUND SHE GOES
 
A guy in a hot, crowded bar needed to defecate but couldn’t find a bathroom, so he went upstairs and used a hole in the floor. Returning, he found everyone had gone except the bartender, who was cowering behind the bar. When the guy asked what happened, the bartender said, ‘Where were you when the shit hit the fan?” 
 
What’s so funny about this? As you know, I generally stay away from “dirty” jokes and words which some people find offensive. This joke is kind of mild but still uses one four-letter word, which is not so terrible and you can hear it on cable TV all the time, but not yet on regular TV and radio. So, we have a hot crowded bar, perhaps in the summer time. The place may or may not have air-conditioning. As we read, or hear, it’s pretty easy to conclude that there was a good chance that the bar, or pub, if you prefer, had at least one and most likely several, ceiling fans. Without a/c, ceiling fans are wonderful at cooling places down with a nice breeze; with air conditioning, the fans circulate the cool air, requiring less energy consumption by the air conditioner. On this particular night a male patron needed to defecate or move his bowels. A less then nice way to say this is to “take a dump.” For some reason he couldn’t find the bathroom, but he did find the stairs that took him up to the next floor. There, he was lucky enough to find a hole in the floor. Unfortunately, the patrons directly below the hole weren’t as lucky. That’s because the shit that he might have thought was just going into a small hole, instead landed on the blades of one of the circular fans. As the blades spun round and round, the shit started to fly and land on people’s hands, face, bodies, clothes. Naturally, the people in the bar did not want to hang around for more so they ran out as fast as they could, leaving only the bartender hiding behind the bar to avoid the flying feces. When the guy comes back down, the bartender didn’t realize that he was the source, so he asked the guy where he was “when the shit hit the fan.” That may well be the origin of this well-known saying. And THAT’s what’s so funny!

Listen to my audioboo: https://audioboo.fm/boos/2037534-round-and-round-she-goes

rollsoffthetongue:

ROUND AND ROUND SHE GOES

 

A guy in a hot, crowded bar needed to defecate but couldn’t find a bathroom, so he went upstairs and used a hole in the floor. Returning, he found everyone had gone except the bartender, who was cowering behind the bar. When the guy asked what happened, the bartender said, ‘Where were you when the shit hit the fan?”

 

What’s so funny about this? As you know, I generally stay away from “dirty” jokes and words which some people find offensive. This joke is kind of mild but still uses one four-letter word, which is not so terrible and you can hear it on cable TV all the time, but not yet on regular TV and radio. So, we have a hot crowded bar, perhaps in the summer time. The place may or may not have air-conditioning. As we read, or hear, it’s pretty easy to conclude that there was a good chance that the bar, or pub, if you prefer, had at least one and most likely several, ceiling fans. Without a/c, ceiling fans are wonderful at cooling places down with a nice breeze; with air conditioning, the fans circulate the cool air, requiring less energy consumption by the air conditioner. On this particular night a male patron needed to defecate or move his bowels. A less then nice way to say this is to “take a dump.” For some reason he couldn’t find the bathroom, but he did find the stairs that took him up to the next floor. There, he was lucky enough to find a hole in the floor. Unfortunately, the patrons directly below the hole weren’t as lucky. That’s because the shit that he might have thought was just going into a small hole, instead landed on the blades of one of the circular fans. As the blades spun round and round, the shit started to fly and land on people’s hands, face, bodies, clothes. Naturally, the people in the bar did not want to hang around for more so they ran out as fast as they could, leaving only the bartender hiding behind the bar to avoid the flying feces. When the guy comes back down, the bartender didn’t realize that he was the source, so he asked the guy where he was “when the shit hit the fan.” That may well be the origin of this well-known saying. And THAT’s what’s so funny!

Listen to my audioboo: https://audioboo.fm/boos/2037534-round-and-round-she-goes

Haiku #15

I love my moped
She’s hot tub irrelevance
Condom in a box

Haiku #14

What’s her involvement
Why’d I enoucrage this cunt
Fuck off ‘Hit a car’